Here's the thing: It's a joke! It's April Fool's Day and we are just having some fun.
A meat market streaming service would be pretty awesome, though. Maybe one day!
For playing along with us, here's a promo code to ease the sting of being tricked:
You can use this promo code for online purchases only and it will get you 10% off your next order.
Please note the promo code is valid April 5 through April 30 and can be used once per email address.
Have a great day!